Describing driving around the CIO of HP in my smoking 100K+ mile car to a friend. We nearly died laughing

A beer making machine made from a washing machine, refridgerator and a sink. :rofl:

Couldn't find the clip online on how to put that together but I did get find a great "how to" video that shows me how to get a great cuppa coffee! :p

Awesome coffee maker

Being called a bony Amazon with a cold butt! :rofl:

Well, I've gotten both of my good laughs from here at Pixies. That ^^^ from Neige gave me one and the other came while reading jseal's entry in the "Strange Days" thread.

Seeing that today is the anniversary of Henrik Ibsen's death made me think back to a literature class in college when the professor asked the class if anybody had read any of his works. One of my classmates replied, "You mean the guy from Beverly Hillbillies?" The sad thing is that he wasn't joking around. :rofl:

A boy in my class *see the what pissed you off thread* was smacking his hand with a ruler and said, "Ms. _____, spank me. I've been bad today." and before I could stop myself I replied, "you have to pay extra for that":D

Dang, there goes mah pockit money fer tha next three weeks.!!

^^^, ^^^ :roflmao:

OMG Lil, I just damn near shot soda out of my nose when I read that. :roflmao:

"Being Danish is a qualification for being an F1 expert" :rofl:

This article, well actually the picture did it for me.

Never send a thong to do a panty's job


And yep, PF got a PM about it from me. :p


As for needing to be Danish to be an F1 expert........ I think I agree with him. ;)

My mother telling me about my cousin's wedding. She'd "never seen anything like it - it was so fancy, for hicks". :roflmao:

The thought of an old classmate who was dead silent for hours, then suddenly piped up with "I'M SO HAPPY MY HERPES ARE DORMANT" at the top of his lungs.

Accidentally slipping in a dirty emoticon in my MSN convo with my mother. :o She thought it was hilarious!!!!!!!!! (Hey, she was the one talking about a "hump"...)

:roflmao:

listening to a recorded local show at the station today, and realizing that the substitute host never introduced who he was the entire show.

Sometimes it's the simple things that bite you in the ass.

Watching Tanny dream and her little puppy toes twitch like she was chasing something....she chased a deer the other day. Maybe she was dreaming of that?