It wasn't today but it still makes me snicker at how Bright RED Mayhem got with pure embarassment. Friday was my 8 week post baby check up, and when asked what we were doing for contraception, I basically said that we can't use regular size condoms because they are too small for Mayhem. Mayhem went several shades of red at that, I think, because I was so blunt with the nurse taking notes. She very kindly said that she'd look for large condoms for us to use until our preferred choice of contraception is effective, and found for us about 3 dozen large condoms, and handed them to Mayhem, who again went multi-red again. :D:D:D All this was AFTER I was razzing him in the waiting room when we watched an announcement ticker say that they were giving out free condoms to people 16-24, and I was saying darn, we don't qualify, but that was ok regular condoms were too small for him anyway.

































......Large-size condoms are still too small...

OK Mayhem! :mad: Quit using her log in.

That^^^ :rofl:

Got my grandson a lariat rope and when he saw it said Oh Boy an asshole!! we now pronounce our L"s plainly!!

My daughter getting out of bed and coming to see me in the kitchen saying "There you are!"

roflmao!!!!^^^^

Finding kiddo's $5 that she lost within like 30 minutes after I gave it to her. She looked everywhere but where she put it before her shower.

Seeing that Dawn Wells, aka Mary Ann, had been arrested for marijuana possession. And what a great mug shot!

Mary Ann on mary jane

Finding just the right St. Patrick's Day card for an ill friend. :)

Watching Abner play with a twizzler.

You do realize how incredibly difficult it is for me not to make some sort of comment here, don't you? ;)

I'm pretty sick and have been laying in bed awake since 3:30. I finally got up at 5 and poured myself some coffee, then promptly tried to put the coffee pot in the refrigerator. :D

Iced coffee is something of a delicacy.

Mrs OF says "Get better!"

A discussion about "Spongebob Squarepants"

while i was out of the rumpus room, my son changed the channel on the tv. when i came back in, he was watching a soap opera and i took the clicker to change it back. he goes "NO! i have to see what happens!" i couldn't have been out of the room for more than 2 minutes and they had him hooked already. rotflmaotmsomn