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I like the Canadian Beer Fridge at the bottom.

Watching the movie How To Eat Fried Worms.

Drew Carey's reaction when he found out he had just had cyber sex with Mimi. :rofl:

Abner finding a new place to hide and scaring Soda.

Nothing, really. :(

Oh wait - I put the "smack down" on my boss :p

Thatta boy Abner! Way to keep Soda on her toes. :rofl:

Receiving a "reminder" in the mail about an appointment. The letter is postmarked Feb. 27 and the date of the appointment they were "reminding" me about was Feb. 20. :rofl:

While looking for engravers in the yellow pages I came across entertainers and the first listing was: A Adult Live Phonemates.

And were they able to help you find someone to do the engraving on the plaque? :p

Trying to steal the covers from a sexy man last night :D

The realization that I have now officially completely lost my mind. As I was doing the dishes a few minutes ago, for some reason I began to sing this.........


Yep, I'm nuts.

Abner stealing my Hersey Kisses off my side table.

IowaMan singing Rubber Ducky.

This.