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LOL^^^^^^. OMG, Freida is a trip.
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That, she most definitely is. :rofl:
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I had a couple of pretty good laughs today actually. The first one came courtesy of nutworld in an email. He wrote to me to let me know that after watching the congressional hearing on steroid use today that he called the office of one of the representatives and let them know that their boss is, " a dipshit." :rofl:
The second one is also from my love of baseball but came from an article in a preseason magazine. The article is a satiric look at the upcoming season and the entry for what will happen on Aug. 30 absolutely cracked me up: "With the Cardinals falling out of the NL Central Division title race, manager Tony LaRussa holds a press conference to announce that he can prove with geometric logic that Scott Rolen stole the team's missing strawberries." :roflmao: Yeah I'm a baseball geek I know but that reference to one of my all-time favorite movie scenes just cracked me up. :p |
Reading comic strips with GC! :D
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PF doin the hard sell. :D;)
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Wyndhy ALWAYS making it hard for PF. :boink:
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My neighbor Frieda did it again today. She likes to call me up if she sees a cat sitting at my front door so I can put food out for them. Well, this afternoon she calls me and says, "IowaMan, there's a two-legged pussy who wants to see you at the end of the sidewalk." Her way of telling me to come outside and meet her in the street so she can give me some Valentine's candy. :p
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My thesis director sneaking into the lab this afternoon, claiming he'd been attracted by the happiness he heard from his office (ie., my laughter)!
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DB thinking I said sheep instead of sleep.
IowaMan's 2 legged pussy. |
Being able to tell the complete truth and have someone look like a jackass.
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Girl Scout Cookies and 1nutworld.
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my trip to the grocery today -- the cart was broken so the baby and the whole carseat had to go in the "big part". for a second, the boy felt screwed out of the "big part" then he remembered he had a cracky meal and the "car part" of the cart to ride in. these car carts, if you've never seen them, have a rickety plastic "car" mostly duct taped to the front of a real grocery cart. it rides on its own flimsy casters swiped from a bum office chair. i can't drive them for shit, but i needed a spot for the cracky meal. by the time we got in line, there was so much piled on the baby i could hardly see her. she slept through the whole thing. and the boy's cracky meal was gone. from his sheepish grinning confession, i figure it got left somewhere on the juice shelves for someone else to eat.
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Next time I find chicken nuggets or a half eaten cheesburger on the shelves I'm gonna think of you wyndhy. :D
Least it is not summer yet and I won't be finding ice cream cones pitched in the back of the shelf. LOL. |
It's been just over 6 months since I adopted my kitten and this morning he finally figured out how to jump up into the window. The look of surprise on his face that quickly turned to a cocky pride was hilarious. :rofl:
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