True...thus explaining why my clothes are still next to me on the bed two hours after my shower.

The person below me will go sans underwear tomorrow. I command it.

Yes my Lord. No boxers tomorrow.

The person below me needs a haircut

Oh dear, are my ends split? Actually, true, it's time to go see my fashionably gay hairdresser and get chastised for how I treat my hair.

The person below me is a fashionably gay hairdresser

who told you!!!!

The person below me wishes they were a porn star.

Oh god, that is so true!


The person below me has starred in a private porn video

Not yet...I could be tempted though

The person below me wishes they were somewhere else

True...I wish I was in front of the camera with Hotfire.


The person below me wants to be in front of the same camera

Hmmmm...true if i was slipping in behind Cindy Kim

The person below me wants to be there taking the pictures

sure, ok, as long as you're teaching me what to do

The person below me has something on their mind.

And you just stay there ^^^^ ... it feels wonderful. :D :D

The person below me is glad it's Friday!

yeah, kinda.

The person below me gets embarrassed easily.

yes........ and I turn beet red..... damn I can't help it


The person below me has a wonderfully warm personality

Do you think it's a fever? :) Seriously, TY. :)

The person below me needs a nap.

Yep...been up to midnight the last couple of nights with insomnia. Five o'clock comes early after that. :rolleyes2

The person below me needs to go to the Post Office.

As a matter of fact..gotta pay Uncle Sam

TPBM needs to clean around their computer