The last joke in the joke thread and one I got in my email that I gotta figure out how to post.

Realizing that you don't have to pee when 4 of the 5 things you drank all day were alcoholic. :rofl:

I hadn't heard this song in years. :rofl:

http://mywebpages.comcast.net/singingman7777/MSR2.htm

DB's response to me in the "Would you kiss the person above you?" thread in smut games. :roflmao:

Clark Griswold proclaiming, "We're going to have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap danced with Danny fucking Kaye!" Gets me every single time. :roflmao:

Waking up at around 2am this morning to, her sitting on my bed, beside my pillow, purring like her life depended on it. And it isnt mine *L*



I rescued her earlier in the night from Scoob, who was licking his chops, so she has obviously decided that "Noahs Ark' looks pretty darn good!

My best friend's daughter telling me that Christmas will seem different this year without me there to drink beer with her dad while we watch football games. :rofl:

"Oh my God, I shot my eye out!" :roflmao:

I laugh my butt off each and every time I see that. Gotta love Ralphie. :p

WHEN YOU GET TO THE END, CLICK ON THE LINK FOR THE DEMO!




Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties & local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer".

The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large "kegs". Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex.

Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women whom they would never normally be attracted.

After drinking beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that "something bad" occurred.

At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as "a relationship". In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage." Men are much more susceptible to this scam after beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.

Please! Forward this warning to every male you know. If you fall victim to this "Beer" scam and the women administering it, there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly victimized men.

For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the phone book.

For a video to see how beer works click here:

Beer Demo

Just watched the movie Hairspray with John Travolta.

I'm watching the movie "Cake" which is good :)

Scooby dressed up as an elf. :roflmao:

Soda playing MarioParty 8 on the Wii and getting mad at the game.

Abner in the porch and a slow moving fly bugging him.

SODA playing Star Battle on the Wii and the slow moving Booger bugging her. :rofl: