Hah. Gonna need somebody to bring lots of chocolate, too!

For the pizza? :D

<---is trying to *picture* this pizza, based on the above descriptions. :D

The visualization might be enhanced by the proper use of ...er , oregano.:D

Was that oregano or an orangutan?

Oh, now *that* is a different picture!

Isn't that a children's book?

Isn't *what* a children's book?

"What?" as the title for a children's book....hmmmm....I think that maybe "Why?" would be a more apt children's book.

Or would "Who" be better?

I think the best childrens book would be titled "Because I said so!".

Would they read it?

Probably not, it would require too much effort!

What if we made an audio tape?

Audio tape? That might not be a good thing. Can imagine my wife recording "don't touch me", and playing it in a continous loop. She would do it too, just to laugh when I fell down the stairs. <shudders>

Bummer, now I need a pizza.