The class bully getting their very well earned due.

My veggie kid telling me that he will take care of me when the mad cow gets me.

IM1469's hard on response in asile 9.

Mayhem and I were watching a porno clip from youporn last night (Fucking on a Public Bus) and the way that our PC is set up, the arm of the couch is right in front of the monitor screen. Our large grey cat decided that it was a perfect time to sit on the arm of the couch and watch....but that wasn't the funny part. She moved her head round and round whilst the actress's boobs were jiggling in a round and round motion--and then the scene cut to some in out motion and the cat's head went back and forth in time with the in out motion!!!

I died! I laughed so hard tears were streaming out my eye, I couldn't breathe, and nearly peed myself! Mayhem was about in the same shape as I was!

A Board member who wants to go against the grain.

Oh god was i ever

My boss telling me she likes me as a red head.

A great dinner with lots of funny stories

Not really sure why I'm laughing because it actually hurts like a mother but my cat Lou just decided that I needed to have a pierced ear. :yikes:

Being asked point blank what I think about my company's executive management, and dodging the question adroitly.

http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation...mpkin-tax_N.htm

Oh, I'm so proud to be an Iowan after reading that. :rofl:

my daughter telling me that she kind of believes in god but that god didn't make the earth, cause it's a planet and was made from spinning rocks, or the universe but he did make pluto. see how badly that dumbass change screwed up my kid? :p

The bus I took home from the bar tonight - the driver, who was dressed like a pirate, had decorated the bus with autumn leaves, glowing and blinking pumpkins and orange and black balloons, and gave candy to the passengers!!! It was great! :D

Doesn't she know?



Guys don't read the instructions! :roflmao:

Having a co-worker tell me that he was back to normal....and wondering what "normal" meant.