The bad news is today is Monday.

The good news is that I had a pleasant weekend.

The bad news is that it was cold on Saturday and rainy today.

Good news is i am horny
Bad news is i'm home alone

The good news is there is always Pixies. :)

The bad news is there isn't a pixies clubhouse at the end of my street.

The good news is, you could start one. :)

The bad news is the clubhouse would be too far away for me :sex:

The good news is I had a great day today, sweet emails, sweet phone calls, seeing a friend..it was just a good day!

The bad news was all the rain yesterday kept me from getting some work done ... now I need to do it today. :(

The good news is I am going to see Toby Keith in concert Friday night.

The bad news is that I might be leaving

The good news is you are able to do what makes you happy.

The bad news is it may get you arrested

The good news is that, even if you are arrested, it's not the end of the world. (Usually.)