Don't believe them. Just because you only have 3 stripes on your pajamas you don't have a scrawny ass.




.......... And NO! You can't borrow any of my pajamas.

my spouse as i have laryngitis and didn't have any brandy so he got me a shot of vodka to sip. did you know you get hot when you drink vodka..
who knew :)

Rhiannon hope you and hubby feel better aside from that the interplay between the cat and dog the cat she is so dainty and the dog he is a big galoot

pubes in the shower :D

A phone call from a friend's wife wanting to make sure she had my correct address so she could send a CARE package.............. to Lou! I've had the cat for just over a week and he's been getting more mail than I have. :rofl:

"Something Nice"

My own stupidity. I told my pulmonolgist that I had been golfing over the weekend and he told me that was a good thing as I need to get all of the exercise my lungs will allow. Then he asked me, "And how did you do?" Well, for some reason I was on a different page as him so I answered, "Shot even par. But I didn't putt worth a damn."


He sort of chuckled and said, "Well, sounds like you had a good round but I meant how did your lungs hold up?"

:banghead:

Being told that my kitten is "a typical" man because when he went pee he went right over the edge of the litter box and onto the floor. :rofl:


The look on his face was absolutely priceless as he went to cover it up only to find that there wasn't anything to cover. He then looked back under his tail as if to check to see if he could determine what happened. :roflmao:

A magic trick

I'm absolutely busting a gut watching the clips of Will Ferrell doing the Jeopardy thing with Sean Connery and the "More Cowbell" clip on the SNL thread. :roflmao:

Never get tired of that stuff! :thumb:

Cats on kitty crack :D

My friend's 2-year-old, running like a demon through the aisles of the shoe store. He never fails to charm me, even if he is a banshee.

Running around with a viking hat on :D

actually happened yesterday...
 

My golf partner was trying his best to stick a golf tee in the rock hard ground...I looked over at him with a straight face and asked "if he was having a hard time putting it in".

:rofl:

The meanest housecat I've ever seen in my life.