Not today hun. :shrug: You better see who's doing what in the basement. :fix:

90 seconds. And I owe someone $100.

I warned you that I was running the meter when we started.

Just thinking about the drama that seems to creep into my life at every single turn. It's laughable, it really is.

Yep. It was $100 for the time allotted

American Chopper

Sdls

An email I just got from my stepdad. I had accidentally sent a blank reply to him and he sort of freaked out.

Talking about my fat little thighs and Mr Osuche's mutant "index" toes....and us realizing the neighbor could overhear

The one sentence response I got from a friend when I sent them the link to the "I'm A Cow" clip..................


"You are a sick fucker!"

:roflmao:

I hope you sent him back one thanking him.

Email from my dad telling me that when he told their parakeet, "Uncle IowaMan's Cubs are in first place," he (the parakeet) said, "Good job!"

I spent nearly three weeks out there with them last month and I know for a fact the bird can't talk. My folks haven't quite picked up on that over the last 10 years though. :rofl:

My mom's astonishment when she got home and found...a shower....in her living room!

i caught my girl licking, well it looked like she was licking, a cookie left on the counter to cool. when i called her on it she goes "I.D.I" and at my look of confusion clarified further "I did int. I.D.I."
lmfao

Peter Griffin thinking that he was a genius only to find out after taking an IQ test that he was mentally retarded. That may be the funniest Family Guy episode ever. :rofl: