yes Mom. If I don't what punishment will I get?

(The person above me needs to post something more so I'll go with osuche's post :) )

I need to go to work so that's a different matter entirely.


The person below me is sick of his/her dog finding food on the streets.

LOL no dog, but I can imagine

The person below me has indigestion

I probably would be if I had a dog ... but I don't ... so I'll just pretend that I do and will get sick anyway. :D :D

The person below me is sleepy.

Yes I am very sleepy!!


The person below me is hungry.

Not anymore


The person below me wants to take a shower

Probably before too long.

The person below me has some errands to run.

Not today


The person below me is wishing they had some chocolate.

False. Actually wishing for chips and salsa


The person below me could have presented themself better in a meeting today

False. Actually, at my meeting today I spoke up more than I have ever done before! Yay me.

The person below me has a million book he/she wants to read.

Not a million but quite a few.


The person below me needs to excercise more.

False. But I do into gym junkie phases.

The person below me is not a vegetarian.

True: If I'm not allergic to it, I'll eat anything that doesn't move fast enough to get out of my way.


The person below me wants to start a wrestling match in a hot tub full of lime gelatine.

Works for me


The person below me is celibate :D