Sex with Santa ... in the middle of the mall created banner headlines in the local newspaper.


A little Christmas cheer ...

A little Christmas cheer ... and she was able to get Santa to "unload" what he was carrying.

Moaning outloud ...

Moaning outloud ... is music to my ears.


On the first day of Christmas ...

On the first day of Christmas...I was out shopping.

The first thing I said to my lover when I woke up was....

The first thing I said to my lover when I woke up was "You sleep dear I will get the coffee started as usual" :rolleyes:


If you want something bad enough you......

If you want something bad enough you will go to the ends of the earth to get it.

Right after we both had orgasms I said to my lover.....

Right after we both had orgasms I said to my lover, "Want to cuddle close now?"

I love to sing, but ...

I love to sing, but watching people hold their ears kind of takes the fun out of it. :D


My greatest wish is......

My greatest wish is ... that we'll see 2005 as being a very peaceful year in the world.

I sure like it when ...

I sure like it when my lover gives me an orgasm..

The time for sex is...

The time for sex is the moment she says yes.


I hope that....

I hope that....time is soon. :)

Oh my aching ...

Oh my aching Hard-on!

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh........

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh........YES!

Howdy, pardner ...

Howdy partner, you like me or is that just a gun in your pocket?

I was trying on a new bra.....