2440
There are men in Guam whose full-time job it is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time. Why? Under the law in Guam, it is forbidden for virgins to marry.

OK...somewhere I got screwed up...this should be:
2441

2442

In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover may be killed in any manner desired.

2443

An 18th century French prostitute could be spared punishment if she were willing to join the opera.

2444

In Mississippi, S & M is against the law. Specifically, "The depiction or description of flagellation or torture by or upon a person who is nude or in undergarments or in a bizarre or revealing costume for the purpose of sexual gratification."

2446

As recently as 1990, these states had laws against heterosexual fellatio, cunnilingus, anal sex and the use of dildos: Idaho, Utah, Arizona, Oklahoma, Minnesota, Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia, Florida, South Carolina, North Carolina, Virginia, Maryland, Massachusetts, Rhode Island and Washington D.C.

2447

In Oxford, Ohio, it's illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man's picture.


Uh oh...what does THIS mean for our fellow Ohioan Pixies??

2448

An excerpt from Kentucky state legislation: "No female shall appear in a bathing suit on any highway within this state unless she be escorted by at least two officers or unless she be armed with a club."

2449
The only acceptable sexual position in Washington, D.C. is the missionary position. Any other sexual position is considered illegal.

2450- LMFAO! I would have loved to have been a fly on the wall when they put this one through...and what prompted it I wonder??

It is illegal for any member of the Nevada legislature to conduct official business wearing a penis costume while the legislature is in session.

2451-

Under Lebanese law, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is expressly forbidden.

2452

Women can sell items and be topless in Liverpool, England—but only in tropical fish stores.


???

2453
In Romboch, Virginia, it is illegal to engage in sexual activity with the lights on.

2454

In the state of Utah, sex with an animal—unless performed for profit—is not considered sodomy and therefore is legal.

2455

In the quiet town of Connorsville, Wisconsin, it's illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner has an orgasm.

2456

In the state of Washington there is a law against having sex with a virgin under any circumstances (including the wedding night).

this seems counter productive...

2457

It's against the law in Willowdale, Oregon, for a husband to curse during sex.

2458

Sodomy laws have been repealed—or are ignored—in most states, but not Georgia, where a man was sentenced not long ago to five years in prison for engaging in oral sex. With his wife. With her consent. In their home. His predicament has apparently been a source of considerable amusement to other inmates.

2458

No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic, onions, or sardines on his breath in Alexandria, Minnesota. If his wife so requests, law mandates that he must brush his teeth.

2459

Warn your hubby that after lovemaking in Ames, Iowa, he isn't allowed to take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with you—or holding you in his arms.

2460
In hotels in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, every room is required to have twin beds. And the beds must always be a minimum of two feet apart when a couple rents a room for only one night. And it's illegal to make love on the floor between the beds.

2461

The owner of every hotel in Hastings, Nebraska, is required to provide each guest with a clean and pressed nightshirt. No couple, even if they are married, may sleep together in the nude. Nor may they have sex unless they are wearing one of these clean, white cotton nightshirts.

2462

A state law in Illinois mandates that all bachelors should be called master, not mister, when addressed by their female counterparts.

2463

In Norfolk, Virginia, a woman can't go out without wearing a corset. (There was a civil-service job—for men only—called a corset inspector.)

2464
However, in Merryville, Missouri, women are prohibited from wearing corsets because "the privilege of admiring the curvaceous, unencumbered body of a young woman should not be denied to the normal, red-blooded American male."

2465

Women aren't allowed to wear patent-leather shoes in Cleveland, Ohio—a man might see the reflection of something "he oughtn't!"

Well...*note to PF- don't move to Merryville, Missouri...no use, you can't see their panty reflections*

#2467

Unmarried adults in Arizona who decide to fool around a little are committing a serious felony. Anyone single, man or woman, caught having sex can be sent to the penitentiary for three full years.

#2468

Men can still be arrested and punished for the crime of "patronizing a prostitute." This is the law in such places as New York, Kansas, Illinois, and Connecticut—which gives a "john" three years in prison. Go to Kansas if you really must do business with a hooker. It's only one month in jail and a $500 fine for anyone who gets caught. Better yet, visit Nevada, where prostitution is legal. (The state actually has had within its borders an organization called the Nevada Brothel Association!)

#2469

Buckfield, Maine, has a rather unusual law regarding cab drivers and sex. The legislation declares that no taxi driver "will be allowed" to charge a fare to any passenger who gives him sexual favors" in return for a ride home from a nightclub or other "establishment which serves alcoholic beverages," or any "place of business" selling liquor.

Okay...I think I've wasted enough time...on to other things...


Eliza

#2472 and that'll do for this eveing. Night all! :)

#2473 nite Dicksbro! ;)

#2474
zzzzzzzznite DB

#2475

There have been over 10,000 views and only 2475 replies. If everyone who viewed replied we'd get there a lot faster....lol

#2476

I came, I saw, I left

#2477

That should be;

I saw, I came:sex: , then I left

:p :cool:

2478

LOL Scarecrow