The bad news is I haven't had power at my house since Wednesday.

The good news is that we have a new refrigerator.

The bad news is my refrigerator is completely empty now.

The good news is that John Travolta is going to be on Oprah today. :drool:

The bad news is I am not married to John Travolta :(

The GOOD news is I am not married to John Travolta:D

The bad news is neither am I. :(

The good news is I can dream about him!

The bad news is ... he's not my type. :rolleyes:

The good news is he is sooooooooo my type.

The bad news is ... hmmm ... the bad news is I can't think of any bad news ... which, in a way, is good news.




:dizzy: Does anyone know what I just said? :confused:

The good news is that I understood what DB just said.

The bad news is ... I'm not sure. Could you explain it. :D :D

The good news is that Tess is my wife, lover and best friend.

The bad news is that my sweetie has to be working all weekend. :(