I'd pay off my house -- that would take most of the $$

You?

I'd fly out to California to see my mom and then buy her a house wherever she wanted. Maybe I'd stop by and see you too. ;)

Do you ever just wish that you lived during another time in history?

I entertain the notion in a romantic sense, but the reality of it would most likely be extremely difficult and inconvenient if I chose an era without indoor plumbing.

What's your fast food of choice and the place you go to get it?

I really like burritos -- typically veggie or chicken ones with the hottest salsa available, and with black beans. Chipotle is my fave location.

Do you have a signature move in bed?

Yes I do, but I won't give up my secrets online. I can tell you, however, that it doesn't involve humping my dog's pillow. ;)

Would you have ways of making me "give up" my signature move online?

Those are patented and cannot be disclosed without an NDA


WHat position do you sleep in?

Usually on my side. Doesn't matter which one. Sometimes I'll have a pillow between my knees, if the dog hasn't stolen it from me.

Can you sleep if you're not on "your side" of the bed?

That's no problem for me. When I'm really tired I'll crash like an anchor.

Do you have music playing in the background while having sex? And if so, what kind?

Not always and when I do it just sort of depends what kind of mood I'm in as to what type I'll play. I mean, it won't ever be "Thank God I'm a Country Boy" by John Denver or anything like that. :D

Do you prefer to cuddle with your spouse/S.O. afterwards or are you off to sleep or grabbing for the remote control?

Sometimes I want to cuddle, and sometimes I want to go out and play. ;)
I find sex gets me all jazzed up and I'm often up for some adventure after.


Who's your favorite comedian and why?

Ron White... his expressions are pricelsss. LOL

Yours?

It's a toss-up between Rodney Dangerfield and George Carlin for me. Carlin has a way of making topics which a lot of people find extremely important just funny as hell. I love when he gets going off on religion his views are *interesting* to say the least. Rodney, well he was just about the best I've ever seen at telling jokes.

Are you a big believer in tradition or are you more of a "new is better" kind of person?

A mix of both are nice. I give a nod to tradition, but I would never want to view myself as hide-bound

What's your favorite family tradition?

My two nieces call me every year on my birthday to sing happy birthday to me. I usually let the machine pick up so I can listen to it all day long.

Do you speak more than one language?

I speak smatterings of French, Italian, German, and Bengali...but I am not more literate than a 4 year old in any of them


You?