What part of her do we get to massage?

Do we really have to choose a part?

Want Me To Warm Up Some Oil?

Are you threatening to boil her in oil?

Does she look like a turkey?

Do you have her trussed like one?

Can we please get back to more pleasant conversation?

How about a good massage? :D

Can it be both giving and receiving?

That would be nice, wouldn't it?

Isn't it the season to be naughty?

Can't naughty be nice?

Whose lap can I sit on?

Do we get to pick the lap?

Oooo! :wave: Oooo! :wave: Will I do? :wish:

Would my lap also work?

Would want me on your lap or between your legs?

Which one would you prefer?

Does one preclude the other?

Don't you find it hard when you start thinking about Tess' offer? You don't just want to shoot off a premature answer, do you?

Is premature often a problem in your sex life?

Are we getting personal again?

Do we do that alot here?

What do you mean by "a lot"?

Are you obsessing?

Why don't we all just go back to that topic of continuing interest ... sex? :)

Who on these forums would be interested in sex?

Would it surprise you to know that I am very interested in sex?

Should we be surprised?

Would you believe I only care about sex on days that end in "Y"?

Doesn't "day" end in "y"?

You're not sure?

Isn't she sexy?

Do you mean that lovely Pixie siren in the red bow?

Should we keep her guessing?

We might have to because couldn't it also be that other fantastic Pixie lady with the French sounding nickname?

Why limit the adjective "lovely" to "French"?

Good point gekkogecko! All Pixie ladies are especially lovely, aren't they? :boink:

How can anyone argue with that?

Would anyone argue with that?