Laughed my ass off after getting an email from a certain Pixie on vacation and telling me that they cannot drink smoothies anymore especially with pineapple. :D

the word *snarky* used in an email I received.

:yikes: ^^^

Mr Osuche...who said that he didn't view me as his wife anymore...he viewed me as "prey" :yikes:

Our power was off for a bit today and when it came back on Abner was in his automatic litter box and it went off. He jump about 6 feet in the air and ran away.

The Catholic jihad is about to start :D

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070710...mpgOIxYI EtbAF

my son the crab whore

that would be the son formerly known as cheeseburger

I said to Benny, I said, "Benny, I know that you're the Colonel in Charge of the Salvation Air Force and as Pope you have great influence with the Salvation Navy, but until you get the Salvation Army on board you haven't a hope against the Proddy Alliance and the Confederation of Christian Leftovers. Thank fuck the Muslims and the Buddhists haven't twigged yet, and the Animists just can't seem to get into the spirit of things."

Just got an email from my dad letting me know that he and mom are glad I made it home safely and that their parakeet is really depressed this morning because I am gone.

OMFG, my parents need help! :rofl:

:rofl:

I really wish I could call him Benny :D

When I picked up my three week's worth of mail at the post office this morning the postmaster asked me if I needed any stamps and I asked her if she was sure she had any left. Guess you had to be there. ;)

This link that my sister sent me. :D http://icanhascheezburger.com/

:rofl:


Did she give you 22c ones?

I didn't stick around to find out what she was going to offer me. Since I didn't have a package to mail I was afraid she'd cover me with the damn things. :D

Is it Caturday? ^^^ Great link TY!