Sure. Thanks

The person below me should teach me how to have more.

Well I'm sure that could be arrainged

The person below me is happy to have One big "O" a day!

Yeah, that'd be great too.

The person below me just doesn't seem to be in the mood for it.

Haven't been in the mood for sex lately. This too shall pass.

The person below me has a sex drive that varies.

Yes, I suppose mine does.

The person below me has an insurance issue to resolve.

I've had a couple of issues with those robber barons in the past, thankfully not now.

The person below me has some unpaid parking tickets.

nope - not a one.

the person below me has been arrested

Yep............... they get me every year!

Then I need to pay the fine to the charity to get out of it...


The person below me is looking forward to an evening alone with s/o

true - and I had one last night

the person below me has a busy saturday planned

True - groceries, laundry prep, housework, lunch making . . .

The person below me has a mellow Sunday planned.

Yep, gonna watch Discovery Channel all day.

The person below me is a daddy. (Happy Father's Day)

um nope....sorry but thanks anyway....

The person below me needs to go clean the house

yuppers how did ya know

The person below wants to help me clean my house

Sure, I'll be right over, but then you have to help me with mine too! Man, that'd be fun.

The person below me is a red hot lover.

The red hot lover above me is a person I'd like to have below me.