I don't know, I've never done it before.





Ever been arrested?

Not Guilty! Just lucky I guess! *watching for lightning*

Ever parked in a no parking zone?

yes




Ever park in a parking spot for the handicapped?

Not Guilty, is one of my pet peve's..

Ever park in a no parking "fire zone" ?

Guilty. But only to drop something off/pick something up

Ever date a fireman?

Nope..but if I did hope he would have a nice hose...

Have you ever had sex, and moaned a little louder cause you know someone could hear?

Guilty

Ever had sex and not cleaned up, intentionally letting yourself drip all day?

Oh Very guilty...

Have you ever had anal sex?

Not guilty.

Have you ever spent money you shouldn't on something that wasn't necessary?

Ok, before I answer DB's question...I have to go on record as saying that's the sexiest fucking thing I've heard all day!

Ok, now back to the regularly scheduled topic.


Guilty...take the new car for example. I feel very guilty.

Have you ever spent the day in your jammies watching old movies?

Guilty

Have you ever fired someone?

Guilty - Two people, but it was on my first day of work so there was no emotional attachment.

Have you ever succesfully defended a birdfeeder from a squirrel?

guilty but if I tell ya the squirrel militia will get me


Have you ever confided in someone you hardly knew?

Can I plea bargain to a lessor offense? I mean, well, I posted my face in naked pictures on the internet, but have only really disclosed to those I know and like.

Have you ever just had a trustworthy feeling about someone?

Guilty and I trust myself usually


Have you ever jay walked?