The bad news is I just woke up!

The good news is that it's Friday!

The bad news is it's my Monday.

The good news is that this will not last for too long.

the bad news is I still have my current job

The good news is tomorrow is a new day

the bad news is I'll have to spend it at the pit of despair

The good news is today sucked the big one and it's almost over

The bad news is that I have to get up to early and I am staying up to late as usual. :rolleyes:

The good news is I get to sleep in for a change...

The bad news is it doesn't happen often enough.

The good news is that sleeping in recharges me for several days

the bad news is that then I go back to work and it fucks me up all over again

The good news is that I am taking my daughter out to dinner.

The bad news is all my daughters are grown and married. (I envy you there, TT)