Do you realise I'm still trying to lay my hands on the soap?

Are you deliberately bending over?

Did I walk into the middle of something?

Have you ever been stalked in the shower by a lizard?

No. Is that you're saying happened?

Does anyone know what being stalked in the shower by a lizard is like?

Would a lizard know what he was letting himself in for if he got in my shower?

Would he even want to know?

Do you know what you think you know?

Do you think I should know what I think I know you know?

Is everyone entitled to your personal opinion?

If everyone was entitled to it, would it be mine or theirs?

Our questions are beginning to border on the profound, aren't they?

Have you found the soap yet?

Are you trying to drag DB down to your level?

What are you doing in my shower?

Say, where's the bath towel?

Is that an admission that you're wet?

Why would you care if he's wet?

I thought I just asked about where the towel was, didn't I?

What's the towel wet with?

What's the use of a wet towel?

Why do you ask?

For the 23,784th time, can anybody tell me what we're doing here?

Don't you know what you're doing already?

I thought it was only his 23,783rd time. Did I mis-count?

OK, OK, Dick, are you showing off because you can count better than me?

Can you only count to 21 if you're naked?

How did you know I was naked?

Oh to see the pixie ladies naked ... should we count the ways?

Is there any other way than your computer?

Shall I ask my computer to talk to your computer?

Will the computers talk dirty to one another?

Is your computer a girl or a boy?

Why do you care, are you really that into cybersex?

Seriously, don't you just hold them up and look between their USB ports? :spin:

Does your have an innie or an outie?

While I am willing to admit I started this stuff about my computer talking to your computer (remember?) do we really need to confine ourselves to the digital universe?

The universe is digital? :yikes:

Couldn't we chuck away the digital bits and play with the analogue that's left?