I don't see the benefit of you refusing to cooperate;) Oh wait! Then I get to punish you!


Please don't punish me by...

Please don't punish me by not punishing me


Because of your insolence I'm going to.....

Because of your insolence I'm going to sit on your face til you beg for mercy, then sit there some more :p


I wish Lilith would...

I wish Lilith would say what she means instead of always beating about the bush :P


If only Glyndwr could...

If only Glyndwr could get a business trip to Florida.


I think Lilith is....

I think Lilith is too sexy for her own good


I wish at school they taught....

I wish at school they taught the fine art of oral.

At home a good punishment is...

At home a good punishment is to be used as a human footstool.


I think more people should...

I think more people should have fun with sex!

When I sneeze....

When I sneeze....it's like a nasal orgasm.

Would you rub ...

Would you rub my bottom before you spank it?

You know the last time I made love ...

You know the last time I made love ... was the beginning of the rest of my sex life. :rolleyes:

Did you know there's a recipe for ...

Did you know there's a recipe for love?

Better to do this....

Better to do this then to do that.


Politics are such a pain......

Politics are such a pain, but one worth enduring for the price of democracy.

On rainy days...