It might, but have you asked them?

Won't that bring new meaning to the term "high sticking"?

The whole idea kind of leaves you cold, doesn't it?

How about if we try a new idea then?

Wht's the matter, jseal? You some sort of temperature wimp?

I'm not sure if I would be the eager to get on the ice with a bunch of naked guys for some stickhandling,
Don't you guys have any better ideas? :hockey:

Well, I guess you guys could play hockey while I stay on the side keeping the ladies entertained. :)

How does that sound?

How can I get the ladies to play with my stick?


... if it is not limp from the cold.

How about we drag them onto the ice as well?

Don't you think it'd be better to be where it's warm and comfy?

How about somewhere...exotic?

Maybe Tahiti?

Do you speak French?

Non, je suis désolé mais je ne parle pas le français.

A-t-cela d'importance ?

No, I'm sorry but I don't speak French.
Does that matter?

Wissen Sie alles, daß Ich keine Französisch spreche?

(don't you all know that I speak no french?)

私はまだ French を話しません。 あなたはどうですか？

I still don't speak French! How about you?

Do you speak Spanish?

(I bet you didn't expect that).

Left-over High School Spanish is all. :( You could probably guess that, though, couldn't you?

Isn't French an official language in Tahiti?

Why this sudden concern with Tahiti, Captain Bligh?

Do you think he wants some breadfruit plants?

What the heck are breadfruit plants?

Want to read a bit about them?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breadfruit

Which would you prefer to eat, Tahiti breadfruit or Tahiti Women? :D

Does that mean the women are exotic to Tahiti?

More important, have the Tahiti women asked for us? :hot: :slurp:

Would it help if we said "Pretty please?"

Aren't the women already "pretty" and "pleasing" (depending on your own definitions of those terms) ?

Who could doubt the truth of that?

OK, now how do we get some women posting to this thread?

Have you tried asking?

Okay, I'll try. Ladies, would you please come and post in this thread for us?

Would you believe that I'm no lady?

Has it worked yet?

Do I count as a lady?

Can I do a strip search?

Are you offering to strip for AV?

Would you believe that's not exactly what I was thinking?

Would you if I asked you nicely?

You don't think you'd be disappointed?