The bad news is that sometimes the people that matter don't want excuses. :(

The good news is that if a person matters, you don't have to make up an excuse

The bad news is that excuses are all too frequent.

The good news is that sometimes they're reasons ... not excuses.

The bad news is there is no good news

The good news is that today is my Friday! :spin:

The bad news is that the humidity today is through the roof!

The good news is ... not here. It's actually quite cool. :)

The bad news is that I have to work tomorrow.

The good news is that means you'll earn money.

The bad news - she has to work on a Saturday

The good news is that the cats are playing together.

The bad news is they might break something

The good news is they'll be having fun.

The bad news is they just started fighting

The good news is their fights don't usually last too long.

The bad news is that their hair gets everywhere

The good news is that it regrows.

The bad news that pets are too much trouble. Kind of like teenagers. :D

The good news is that teenagers eventually leave the house

The bad news is that sometimes they might come back. :eek:

The good news is they may mature enough that their being home wouldn't be a disaster. Yeah. Right. :)

The bad news is that they never really become independent.

The good news is they might clean the gutters and mow the grass. :)

The bad news is that they will get confused and mow the gutters and clean the grass because they just didn't understand what you said!
(can you tell I have personal experience there?)

The good news is they will only learn by doing it over until it is correct

The bad news is that for most - it just takes a little longer.

The good news is you didn't do it.

The bad news I always got blamed no matter if I did it or not!

The good news is we don't blame you. :)

The bad news is that I must go to work in a few minutes.

The good news is ... I don't. :)

The bad news is most of us have many years of work left before we can retire like DB

The good news is, you're day is coming ... probably faster than you realize. :thumb:

The bad new is in the Gulf of Mexico

The good news is that the storm is not as bad as it first appeared.

The bad news is that NO is flooded again. :(

The good news is that they will drain it again and continue on.

The bad news is that we've still got a lot of "hurricane season" to go. :(

The good news will be if people take them seriously.