When I get undressed I always look around first to make sure hubby isnt there to grope me.


While I was sleeping soundly......

While I was sleeping soundly......she found the blankets weren't really rising on their own.


Panties are best when ...

Panties are best ... when soaking wet.

Becoming visibly aroused in public ...

Becoming visibly aroused in public ...on a regular basis can make a name for yourself.



A scarf and a blindfold ...

A scarf and a blindfold make playing with feathers and ice cubes so much more interesting.


Silly string comes in very handy...

Silly string comes in very handy...for wrapping silly presents.


A scrumptiously juicy strawberry ...

A scrumptiously juicy strawberry is best shared between lovers.


Rainy days are best spent.....

Rainy days are best spent.....in someone's arms.

Tender touches ...

Tender touches between lovers is the sweetest of all.


Surprises are so much fun when

Surprises are so much fun when you don't know they're coming.


The moment I wake up...

The moment I wake up before I put on my make-up, I say a little prayer for you. (Couldn't resist :D)


Sometime you just got to say....

Sometimes, you just got to say... please, please, can I, please, huh, can I.


The proper way to beg is...

The proper way to beg is on your knees with a box of chocloates in hand.


To have a satisfying love life one must......

To have a satisfying love life one must......cum with Dr. Rockin regularly. :D


You're cute when you ...

You're cute when you ... wiggle your tush.

I see London; I see France; I see ...