If you like squirrels you might not like this...be forewarned...


http://tinyurl.com/yux5tb

"The holes in Swiss cheese taste funny." :rofl:

"Aquarium gravel"!!!!!

:roflmao:

Solon & I ran into an old Italian guy (OIG) we've known for years this afternoon.

OIG (gesturing towards Solon): He was mean when he was young, eh?

Me: No, he was always a Mama's boy, Luigi. Labradors are pussies.

OIG: Eh. Next dog you get has to hate people. The people around here are a-no good.

Me: Will do.

Of course, I saw three crack deals during that short conversation.

Thinking back to when an old girlfriend's cat bit me in the ass and smacked my balls as I was having sex with it's owner.

Bad Kitty!!!! :mad:

:roflmao:

My contortionist cat taking a nap

The Bob & Tom Show on the radio.

"How much cream do you take in your coffee?"

"Oh, about a Wadsworth." :roflmao:

The thought that WI was able to talk me into a damn hard on. :roflmao:

Yeah, I know how it sounds but ......... I guess you had to be there. :rofl:

That ^^^ didn't make me laugh, but it certainly did something for me.... :hot:

Listneing to Mike & Mike on ESPN and hearing Golic refer to a guy who is dating a woman that is much better looking than him as, "That guy has definitely outkicked his coverage."

Yep, been there and done that on a few occasions. :rofl:

I'll go twice in a row here. :p

One of the kids at our first little league practice said to me, "My dad says that you used to be a really good baseball player. Are you still or did you get old like my dad?" :roflmao:

Mrs. WI woke me up at 4:30 this morning to let me know that she wasn't horny, and she didn't want me wondering that all day long.

Getting the following email message from a friend after I sent him the link to the naked trampoline game that WI posted.:


You are a dumbass! That was a waste of an hour!


:roflmao:

^^^


I warned you!

A gentle reminder that the good old weren't always good. :roflmao: