I think it would make me feel better, wouldn't something like that work for you?

Would you believe me if I said that it would make me feel 1000% better?

Would you believe me if I told you it sounds like it would be a lot of fun to be your Dr. Feelgood?

If I said that sounded like a good idea to me, would you take my temperature with your special thermometer?

Orally or anally?

Would you think me bad if I said "both"?

When would you like me to make my housecall? :D

How soon can you get here?

Hmmmm, would tonight be too soon? :rofl:

Should I leave the porch light on for you?

Think maybe you could give me an address too while you're at it? :rofl:

Would you promise to come to my house if I did?

Would you promise to let me in when I got there? :D

Will you ring the doorbell twice?

Will that gain me entry?

Are you talking about entry through the door?

Were you thinking of another kind of entry point?

How about the backdoor?

Ooooh, that sounds sort of fun, doesn't it?

Kind of excites you, doesn't it?

Would you believe me if I told you ...............YES!!!!!!!!! ?????

Should we surprise her by buzzing her front and back doors at the same time?

How could I decide which one to accept entry into first?

Could we try for simultaneous entry?

Do you two play well together?;)

Wouldn't you be the better judge of that?

Would I be able to tell once you got to my house?

Do you want me to come to your house?

Why would you even have to ask?

Aren't I supposed to ask questions in this thread? :p

Yes, but why would you think I would have any kind of informative answers?

Doesn't my amazing grasp of the obvious just crack you up?

Wouldn't you prefer to be IN some crack?

Did you have any particular one in mind for me?

Wouldn't it be more proper for YOU to choose?

What if I choose poorly?

Wouldn't it be great if you could choose again and again until you get it right?

Isn't that one of the special rules of the game?

Didn't you know you can play by your own rules?

Would you like to help me come up with a few new ones?