Don't you know that we wail and beat our fist against our breasts in anguish when there are no men around?

Suppose she realizes just how happy it makes us to see her post here?

When the ladies aren't here, I wonder if they know what we're really doing?

You don't suppose we're getting predictable do you?


:wish: Please, please, please let the ladies show up! :wish:

Would predictability help get the ladies here?

Do you think maybe us talking about Pabst Smirs scared them off? :roflmao:

Should we talk about how supersexiliciouslymarvelous they are, instead?

Shouldn't spankabootyful be in there too?

Who's spankabootyful?

Don't you find all Pixies ladies spankabootyful, aka spankably beautiful?

Incrediliciouslyspankabootyful, to say the least ... don't you think?

Wanna know what I wished for to celebrate the birthday of our lovely Tess?

Is it sticky?

Is it delightful?

Do you think he'll tell us?

You want to know, even if it didn't happen?

It's kind of quiet around here right now, so why not?

Would it be too sappy if I said the best I could come up with was that I wished she'd have her best birthday ever?

I can't believe it'd ever be sappy to wish anything good for our Pixie gals, do you?

Do you think any will show up this evening?

It's Monday morning, do you think this will be our lucky week?

The gals joining us here would certainly help, wouldn't it?

I can't think of anything better than being joined by any of our wonderful Pixies gals, and what fool would?

Fool? :jester: Did someone call for me?

jseal, why would you think that I was calling you a fool?

That wouldn't be nice, would it?

Why would you want it nice?

You do make a good point, doin't you? :boink:

Would it leave scars? :yikes:

does anyone else think that maybe someone (mara) might like it a little rough?

Sounds that way, doesn't it?

I'm glad you thought so too, DB.

I was beginning to wonder if maybe I was reading too much into it, and that just wouldn't have been good, would it?

Who else likes it rough?

Bald tires on winter streets? :confused:

Bald men on satin sheets? :confused:

Bald balls and bouncing meat?

Should I have asked a different question?

I don't think so Jseal, but then what the hell do I know?

Should we run a concurrent thread to this one of just answers?

Do you think Tess and the ladies would post to that thread?