I don't have kids and have never spanked one but I was looking after my friends' little genius and had to give him a time out. THAT BROKE MY HEART!

When was the last time you thought about having kids (or another if you already have one or two or three or four . . .)?

I think about but no worry, I'm fixed!

When was the last time you worried about catching an STD?

Long time ago now...... safe ALWAYS these days!!



When was the last time you had time to yourself?

Just now, but then there's you!

When was the last time you heard ...nothing!!!!

Eh? Speak up boy, I'm a bit deaf that side y'know!!!


When was the last time you said.......nothing?!!

Nothing? Oh, I guess just now. :)

When was the last time you took a walk on the wild side?

I'm guessing it's going to be tomorrow when I hit the town with a friend I haven't seen in a few years.

When was the last time you painted the town red?

I'm not sure and I can't quite remember . So, I'm guessing by that that I must have had a good time. :D

(There is some evidence ... all the fire hydrants are red. :))

When was the last time you remembered the ol' kids thing about, "step on a crack and break your mother's back," so avoided cracks in the sidewalk while you were walking?

My kids do that all the time...I tell them it is a true story since I stepped on them when I was mad at my mom...then she had to have back surgery....oops...my bad. Now they worry about my back if they step on a crack..at least my son age 4 does...how sweet is that?

When is the last time you sang a lullaby to put some one to sleep?

I read a story to my little cousin tonight. It helped him finally get over jet lag, I think.

When was the last time you crammed two days into one to make time to spend time with loved ones?

Seems like that happens more often than you'd think. So much to do, so little time.

When was the last time you played croquet?

Tried it when I was about 7 or 8 I think..... so a LONG time ago! :)


When was the last time you tried a new game/sport?

Last night--wonderful card/dice game called Fill or Bust. :D

When was the last time you took time out for yourself?

"Me time" just seems to crop up now and again... I don't go looking for it!!


When was the last time you gave your S/O space, cos you thought they needed it?

This weekend.


When was the last time you broke a bone?

When I was 12, in my right foot. Complained about it for three days with no swelling before my mom took me to the doctor. :)

When was the last time you had to break out the calculator?

Today, trying to work out the petrol consumption (gas mileage?!) on my car!


When was the last time your S/O went to bed before you? (I'm off..... night-night!! :))

Usually every night.

When was the last time you woke your S/O from sleep?

Probably this morning. Unfortunately, it was accidental and not the result of romantic inititiatives :( .

When was the last time you woke your partner to make love?

A couple weeks ago I was up late and he had fallen asleep already. When I got out of the shower I crawled into bed naked and proceeded to wake him with a long slow lick up the shaft of his cock;)

When was the last time you borrowed something and did not return it?

About 5 years ago.... (A Sheryl Crow CD... my bad!!)


When was the last time you returned something you'd had for a while?

A few weeks ago. I'd borrowed a cassette tape and had it about a week. Then, returned it.

When was the last time you had a beer?

It has been 34 yrs ago but it was whiskey almost killed me.

When was the last time you collected something?

does dust count? I am an avid collector of victims:D


When was the last time someone made you feel special?

About 10 days ago, just before she left of a trip. We just hung out. We had a fire going and it was just special. Sometimes those moments are even better then sex!!!

When was the last time that you lent a book to a friend?

Just a couple of months ago, loaned at atlas to a friend.

When was the last time you watched a school sporting event?

Managed to make it for my daughters sports day last year!


When was the last time you played any sport?

About two weeks ago ... went bowling.

When was the last time you watched a "survivor" type show on television?

UK version of "I'm a Celebrity..." finished a couple of weeks ago....... now Big Brother has started.... it's difficult sometimes NOT to watch them!!!


When was the last time you listened to radio/CD's rather than watch TV?

Never can't get into those reality shows.

When was the last time you had sex outdoors?

Last summer, I think.

When was the last time you kissed your so/spouse?

Just this morning when he woke up, and I'll do it again when he leaves for work tonight. :D:D

When was the last time you fixed a lunch for your S/O to take to work?

I can not remember. We mostly eat fruit and fresh veggies for lunch so there is not much to make. Business lunches account for about 1/2 of the week!

When was the last time you ran out of propane for the BBQ?

Last fall ... just about the end of the "BBQ" season. Good timing, huh?

When was the last time you cleaned leaves from the gutters?

Don't have gutters.

When was the last time you slept till 10:00 in the morning?

Heavens, I don't remember a time I've slept THAT late. Usually up between three and four and so seven is late for me. That's probably been a month or more ago.

When was the last time you bought new underwear?

About a month ago.

When was the last time you had a candle light supper?

I think maybe right after we were first married......about 31 yrs ago.


When is the last time you took someone dancing?

It was about 4 years ago.

When was the last time you took a steamy shower with someone?

A week or two ago . . .

When was the last time you bought a new toy?