When he started...he was glad they had just showered.

She rewarded his efforts by...

She rewarded his efforts by... kneeling before him and sucking his cock lovingly.


He grabbed...

He grabbed...her hair and guided her actions.

Obviously she was...

Obviously she was ... enjoying what she was doing.

With her hands she ...

With her hands she ... lovingly cupped his balls.

Soon, he was loudly proclaiming....

Soon, he was loudly proclaiming ... , "I'm cumming!"

She thought to herself that ...

She thought to herself that, "I better open wide so I don't miss a drop"


The hot stream of.....

The hot stream of ... water filling the tub quickly reminded her she was getting ready for a bath.

"Oh, dang," she said, "Now ...

"Oh, dang," she said, "Now ... I wish I had a tub that held more than one person."

Surprisingly, she produced ...

Surprisingly, she produced ... a very strong drink for each of the people so they wouldn't realize that they couldn't fit and therefore could all climb in. :spin:

The only problem with this was ...

The only problem with this was ... so many people in one small tub caused all the water to flow out over the top.

So in place of the water massage ...

So in place of the water massage ... they decided on doing body rubs ... body to body. :slurp:

With all that body-to-body friction, it was inevitable that ...

With all that body-to-body friction, it was inevitable that ... the men's cocks were soon standing up and saluting the women.

Unable to resist...

Unable to resist ... the guys advances, the ladies reclined and drew the men to them.

Dropping their pants ...

Dropping their pants ... and spreading their legs, they beconed the men forward.


The men....

The men .... quickly obliged.

As they got close ...

As they got close ... their iron-hard, ready-to-spurt erections throbbed uncontrollably with the pangs of blissful release.

As soon their cocks touched the womens' pussies, they ...

As soon their cocks touched the womens' pussies, they ... inched ever so slowly forward.

This created a tantazingly ...

This created a tantazingly ... image in their minds.

The feeling was electric when ...

The feeling was electric when, ...with out warning, they're minds went blank!



Not understanding why they where fucking, the blank........

Not understanding why they where fucking, the blank ... teleprompter screen was no help.

"You use a teleprompter ...

"You use a teleprompter ...to rememerber your lines" she exclaimed!

Just then the director...........

Just then the director ... threw down his megaphone and yelled, "CUT!"

Startled by this ...

Startled by this...the man immediately lost his erection.


Without missing a beat, the woman...

Without missing a beat, the woman ... said to the director, "This isn't one of those Bobbit films ... is it?" :yikes:

The director, turning red in the face said, ...

The director, turning red in the face, said..."Could a cockless man do porn?!"


As he stormed off the set, he shouted...

As he stormed off the set, he shouted ... "Where's Peter North when you need him?"

Hearing this question, the stagehand replied ...

Hearing this question, the stagehand replied..."Doing commercials for Orville Reddenbacher, they're paying him in...

"Doing commercials for Orville Reddenbacher, they're paying him in ... condoms."

That's an unusual ...

That's an unusual...form of payment.

I wish I ...

I wish I ... had been the condom salesman ... that person is really good!

Needless-to-say, ...

Needless to say...shooting was done for the day.

"Be here bright and early ,with....

"Be here bright and early ,with.... croissants and a box of new batteries" she called.

What could she have...

What could she have...had in mind?

I think I'd ...

I think I'd ... buy the batteries, show up early and keep my fingers crossed.

That's one of those ...

That's one of those...things you just have to take a chance with.


There's really no way one can...

There's really no way one can ... be sure how things will turn out.

I know, for myself, ...

I know, for myself,....I enjoy a good laugh.

Others, however, may find that...

Others, however, may find that...at times maybe inappropriate





But it is after all...............

and in porn movies, proportion is...