Are you having the time of your life sexy Tess?

Aren't you the lucky one getting to follow Tess?

Don't you know I'd love being under or on top of her?

Who wouldn't like that?

Who wouldn't like what?

Should we have this conversation in private so I can give you all the juicy details of what I've been up too? ;)

Oh boy, oh boy!!!

I mean, do you think I'd want details? :D

Why have you become a different person since the last time we chatted? ;)

Do you think I've changed?

Can you get any better?

How could we tell if he did?

Is there some secret to telling?

Could it be like a car, just have our pixie ladies take me for a test spin? :D

That'd be fun, huh?

No doubt in my mind. ;)

Any doubt in DB's mind?

What did you say?

What?

What are you doing today?

Would you believe I've already mowed the front lawn and started on the back?

Did DB say he has to use a lawnmower on his back?

huh?

Do you think DB will take pics of it?

What do you think?

How much film will he need?

Would you believe not much? ;)

Can we get back to the original question now that we've discussed DB's hair affliction?

What was it?

Didn't it have to do with sex?

Can't you be sure?

Why do I keep posting on this thread?

Don't you like it?

Why are you asking me?

Who better to ask?

Can I help?

Would you?

Did I miss the answer here somewhere?

Where is it?

Has anyone answered it yet?

Would you believe there's been a bite or two?