Do you think DB gets up very early because he can't stop dreaming about smut games? :D

Wonder if he's just anxious to hit the boards?

Haven't you guessed that I wake up because of those erotic dreams of being ravished by a band of Pixie vixen?

Is that a trick question?

Or is it wishful thinking?

Would you believe if I said wishful thinking?

Wishing for a good ravishment is a good way to pass the day don't you think?

Only the ravishing itself would be better, don't you think?

Do you know how long it's been since I have had a good ravishing?

How long?

Would you believe I can't remember the last time? :(

Why wouldn't any normal guy take care of that terrible oversight?

I got to get the guy first don't you know?

You mean there's not a line a mile or two long?

(What's wrong with those guys down there?)

Awww, don't you know I am holding out for you?

but what are you holding out for me? is this an invite to touch them??

What exactly are you wanting to touch? :)

would it be reasonable for me to stroke your breasts and gently tease your nipples?

You know that might make me tingle in other areas of my body?

hmmm? some other areas are my favourate areas... might i enquire where you might tingle?

Would you make me tingle?

i can think of nothing more exciting in this world...can you?

Did you just dump me for IWM? :D

Excuse me?

Would it be fair to say you are both two of the nicest ladies around?

Don't you know we both think you are one of Pixies finest?

You do know I appreciate that, don't you?

Hey how about MOI?

What? You want me to say something special to you too Coaster baby? :)

It would be nice, wouldn't it?

Don't you think he gets flattered enough? :D

How much flattery is too much?

Besides, it's not the quantity but the sincerity that counts ... right?

Would you believe I will take it from where ever I can get it?

There must not be anyplace you can escape from them, then, ... is there?

Will you stop making me blush? :)

How's it going?

Good. How about for you?

Does anyone want to go to the movies?

Did you hear me laugh?