Just to let you know ... I'm going to be basically alone from Thursday night until Sunday night.

It's going to feel strange ...

It's going to feel strange... being home alone isn't it?

DB should ...

BD should enjoy himself.

I so need a ...

I so need a ...good night sleep tonight




In keeping with that...........

In keeping with that ... off to bed you go young man!

Once he got to bed ....

Once he got to bed ....he couldn't sleep, his mind was filled with images of her and his hand filled with him. ;)

She breathed heavily and then sighed, ...

She breathed heavily and then sighed ... because she knew she could get his attention.

She smiled knowingly because ...

She smiled knowingly because ... she could see the lust in his eyes.

Bare4you was waiting ...

Bare4you was waiting ...for her towel to fall.


Pixie Patron's invesitgate the truth behind ....

Pixie Patron's invesitgate the truth behind ....the real analgape :D



When researching the the gape she............

When researching the the gape she............was astounded with what she uncovered.

It was music to his ears when she proclaimed, ....

It was music to his ears when she proclaimed, .... I like the look of that!



Spreading her cheeks she then said....................

Spreading her cheeks she then said... "Baby I want you to put it right here!"

With a deep groan he ...

With a deep groan he ... complied with her request

She relaxed as she ...

She relaxed as she ... savored his loving attentions.

A sense of joy ...

A sense of joy ... consumed her thoughts

Right about then he ...

Right about then he ... thrust mightily as he climaxed.

The power of his thrusting ...

The power of his thrusting ...nearly broke the bed.


Wiping his brow................

Wiping his brow...he decided to thrust some more.

Suddenly ...

Suddenly ... it was over.

She looked up at him and asked, "...

She look up at him and asked "Is that all there is"

He felt embarassed and replied ...

He felt embarassed and replied ... "That's only round one!"

He took her into his arms ...

He took her into his arms ... held her close and kissed her neck until he felt her tremble.

Staddling his throbbing ...

Straddling his throbbing ... member, she felt her own excitement grow.

Clutching his bottom, she ....

Clutching his bottom, she ... pulled him against her

He smiled knowing that she ...

He smiled knowing that she ... was ready for love.

His hand moved slowly ...

His hand moved slowly ... until he found her bum

She gasped as he ...

She gasped as he ... pinched her.

"Ouch," she said, "...

"Ouch," she said, "..."You prick!"


Did you know that an ottoman isn't only for resting your feet it can also be ...

... a good plate holder during a football game on TV. :)

Removing panties ...

Removing panties ... she realized that he was wearing hers

She stated to laugh because ...

She started to laugh because ... she had on his boxers. :eek:

Continuing with the game, he softly said, "Be gentle ...

Continuing with the game, he softly said, "Be gentle ..."I don't want my beer foaming all over the grub." :D

To use, simply insert finger into one of the holes ...

To use, simply insert finger into one of the holes ... she said knowingly

He had a hard time choosing a hole because ...

He had a hard time choosing a hole because ...the options were equally inviting.

So the only thing you taste ...

So the only thing you taste ... is the whipped cream?

I wonder why ...

I wonder why ... more Pixies don't play this game.

Just crack two eggs into the bowl...

Just crack two eggs into the bowl...and add flour.

Don't try to ...

Don't try to ... take two women to the same party.

Fearing a complete ...

Fearing a complete disaster ... he stayed home.

Just then she ...