Sex is funny when ... you're with someone you are comfortable with. THINK about it ~ the act has very little dignity and is intrinsically humorous :D


Sex is wonderful when...

Sex is wonderful when you are having it with someone who wants you to have the best experience of your life...

Sex should never....

Sex should never.... be used as a weapon.

I would never have sex when...

I would never have sex when...it was the 32nd of the month.


Sex is exciting when ...

Sex is exciting when both of you have done without for an extended period of time.





During sex, there's nothing worse than...................

During sex, there's nothing worse than....the house catching fire and ya having to quit.


Sex with more than one person ...

Sex with more than one person is something I've never yet experienced.




Sex with a member of the same sex............

Sex with a member of the same sex...is something I've never experienced.


When sex is unavailable, I'm ...

When sex is unavailable it's just another ordinary day.




If I could, I would have sex..................

If I could, I would have sex....right fuckin' now!!


Sex in the back seat of a car is ...

Sex in the back seat of a car is ...somewhat uncomfortable yet exciting

sex after a long seduction is

Sex after a long seduction is ... quite unlike what chimps normally experience. :)

Building towards a climax ...

Building towards a climax ...can take either minutes or hours

Oral sex is an experience that...

Oral sex is an experience that...provides exceptional thrills.

Walking barefoot ...

Walking barefoot in the sand is a great feeling.


I love to sing...