Are they as green in person as they are on film?

Would you believe me if I said yes?

How could I ever doubt anything you said?

Is that a bulge in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Would you come over here and find out with me??

Do you know I'm blushing?

I wasn't aware.....should I apologize?

What for? :rolleyes:

I'm not sure...want to help me "remember" ?

Can you tell I'm twirling my hair and batting my eyes?

Can you tell that the bulge is not decreasing in size?

Woah! Who couldn't?

Should you call your DR, DB?
It's been over 4 hrs!!! :D

Do you know I love to play Doctor?

Did you know I have an oral thermometer in my pants?

I wonder if it's the same as my vaginal one?

Do you know you guys are sooooooo funny?

Don't we love the way they think?

If you prefer, would you like me to use my tongue as the means of checking temperatures?

Are you prepared to probe long and deep?

Is there another way?

What will you do for the rest of the examination?

I was thinking a check of how your pelvic muscles function would be a good next step.

Would I be required to move them up and down?

Certainly, that would be one set of motions I'd want to check by applying the proper pressure and penetration..

Is there a question in there DB?

Kind of elusive, isn't it?

What other test can be expected Doctor?

Are you playing doctor?

Yes! Do you need an examination too?

Do you think I need an examination?

Yes, can you drop your pants and bend over please? :D

*Did you see I made a thread for you in general chat? ;)*

/me bends over and cracks a smile

Yes I did.

Is that better?

Doctor, doctor give me the news............

I gotta bad case........ how's the rest go?

....of the clap?

:eek: Really?

You gotta know I'm jokin'.............right?

What now you're saying you have a sense of humor? :p

It's 5AM ... you're not still asleep, are you TT?

What time do you wake up?