The only real thing I know is...that Pixies is my favorite web site.

Getting undressed is far nicer than ...

The only real thing I know is that I love her.

Getting undressed is far nicer than having a tooth pulled.



I wish I had...

I wish I had the man of my dreams.


Sometimes having a quiet moment....

Sometimes a quiet moment is the only way to regain ones sanity.


All I can think of right now is....

All I can think of right now is.....sleep.


When I grow up.....

When I grow up... I'm not gonna stop being silly.

Take off your undies and ...

Take off your undies and ... and I'll take off my shorts. :)

It's not Hanes until I say it's ....

It's not Hanes until I say it's ...time to say it is.


As the fireworks exploded overhead...

As the fireworks exploded overhead ... some exploded a little lower! :D :D

I feel awfully warm ...

I feel awfully warm.. sitting here playing the smut games.



If only I had....

If only I had some vodka and a deck of cards, then we could play drinking games.

It's times like these when I...

It's times like these when I really miss having someone special to hold me.

I would like to be....

I would like to be...Jennifer Anniston (LOL)




Saturdays are the best days for....

sleeping and drinking.



Sometimes you just gotta...