Not guilty ... right now ... they're all asleep

I ought to mow the lawn.

guilty.... on my TO DO list today then off to the lake

I'll plant some veggies this weekend

Not guilty. Too much else to do. :(

I think sex is a good way to unwind.

True

I'm throwing my wife (so/spouse) a kiss.

Not guilty.

I am going to see some old friends today.

Innocent. Some new ones might appear, though.

I'm still tired and will probably take a nap later.

False. I could, but then I wouldn't sleep tonight. :(

We might go for a drive.

True

I need more hours in a day.

not guilty. i like the day just the way it is.

do you associate sex with food?

I must be guilty, I'm always hungry for sex. :D :D

Do you?

Not guilty.

Do you find your everyday conversation littered with sexual overtones that most people don't pick up on?

Guilty


Do you ever get lost...even in your hometown?

Not guilty ...

Usually have a pretty good sense of direction, but if I am in doubt, I usually pull over and ask someone or stop at a service station.

Have you ever run out of fuel while driving?

nope but come close

have you ever made fun of someone for that?

NO I wouldn't make fun of them because it would happen to me next.

I would love to have some chocolate melted all over my body.

I'm the first in line to cover that and cover you. :)

ummm....how do I answer that????

I would love to suck on some strawberries

with you???? GUILTY!

I need something else sucked on

Very guilty.

I've been especially horny the last few days.

very guilty as well....

wondering if help is needed

Guilty ... with all this talk of sucking, what else could I plead. :)

I like origami

yeah, but not very good!

I'd like to draw something in chocolate on your body.

True

I have never used body paints

Innocent . . . chocolate has been painted on, tho'.

I've had a threesome.

False.

I like to paint.

True, but I've tried to maintain a platonic relationship. :)

I've got a meeting tonight.

Nope sure don't

I want him to talk dirty to me.

Not guilty.

No work day!

Guilty (if that means cheering for Fridays ... :D)

I've got some work around the house to do.

Guilty...but I am 2K miles away, so it doesn't matter

I have a secret fantasy

guilty

I have a secret list