The good news is that not everything is predictable. There's still hope for the unanticipated to happen.

The bad news is, what you don't know can bite you in the ass.

The good news is that the biting may in fact end up being sexy squeezing by that special someone.

The bad news is your partner may not be into kink.

True. Maybe for good news the "biting" could be redefined and "massaging" which would make much more desirable by most.

The bad news is the masseuse might be terrible at massage.

True, but if it ended up that he/she was really good ... the good news is that the results could be fantastic.

The bad news that "massage" could turn out to be a honey trap.

Do you think that might happen?

The bad news it, it doesn't matter what I think: it already happens.

The good news is we enjoy your thoughts.

The bad news is, sometimes thoughts in general are so incoherent, nobody can make sense of them.

The good news is that sometimes they aren't worth making sense of them.

The bad news is, sometimes, it's too hot to think.

The good news is that when it is to hot there is always air-conditioning.