ooops....no starter...well i will just use the last words you provided:

Looking in the mirror...she asked who's the fairest of them all?

A distant voice answered....

A distant voice answered ... "Hey, babe, come to my casting couch and let me check out your ... mmmmm ... doggie .... qualifications."

She jumped at the chance to ...

She jumped at the chance to ...to have her ass in the air.



Dropping to her......

Dropping to her knees, she waited for her lover.

Her lips quivered ...

Her lips quivered with anticipation.

Once he got close to her ...

Once he got close to her ... he realized she was a ewe! :yikes:

Calling Aqua ....

Calling Aqua ... for advice seemed like the thing to do.

Suddenly the phone rang...

Suddenly the phone rang ... like Big Ben at noon.

Covering my ears ...

Covering my ears ... I quickly ran outside.

When I got there ...

When I got there ... I discovered it was my cell phone. :rolleyes2

Since it was still ringing ...

Since it was still ringing...I hit it a few more times with my bat.


So there I was soaking wet and hot........

So there I was soaking wet and hot..... with persperation!

When out of nowhere....

When out of nowhere.....a maiden with a towel came to dry me off.


Both of us naked we then......

Both of us were naked when we jumped into the lake.

Bystanders were amazed ...

Bystanders were amazed ... because the lake was nearly empty due to the drought

When we hit bottom...

When we hit bottom...there'll be plenty of room for next spring's rains.

Rains are something ...

Rains are something ... we need to enjoy.

Sex in the rain ...

Sex in the rain can cool your ardour.

However sex on the beach....

However sex on the beach....can be gritty unless you're careful.

Sunsets add a touch of ...

Sunsets add a touch of ... perfect lighting.

You can enjoy sunsets best when ...

You can enjoy sunsets best when ... the one you love is in your arms.

Now that it's getting dark early ...

Now that it's getting dark early ... I have the urge to go to Australia where it's doing just the opposite.


I've never been as scared as ...

I've never been as scared as ... the day I had to put down grey for the color of my hair on my driver's license.

I prefer to make love ...

I prefer to make love ... in the evenings, mornings and those periods in between.

I wish today I could ...

I wish today I could ... be alone with her......

This left over Halloween candy......

This left over halloween candy is going to get stale.

I really want to be able to......

I really want to be able to give myself a bj without injring my back

Pubic hair is...

Pubic hair is not on me

Having sex is.....

having sex is something i should do more often!!!

My breasts are...

My breasts are ... about average for a man my age.

You wish your ...

You wish your ... turn for winning the lottery would come up. :)

If it does ...

All of our dreams would come true.


But if it doesn't.....

But if it doesn't...I'll still be the same.

I don't care for ...

I don't care for ... some foods.

I do like ...

I do like being a new mom.

I get turned on by...

i get turned on by pretty blonde ladies with a sense of humour

Blonde's have more fun because ...

(I think alspal got so excited he forgot to start a new sentence :rofl: )

blondes have more fun because they can get a man so excited he forgets to start a new sentance!

An orgasm a day....

An orgasm as day ... is all I ask for

I can't help but dream about ...

I can't help but dream about ... my fantasies.

My fantasies are ...