I am not alone at the moment.

I was knocking at your door, didn't you hear me?

It's so cold that I've had to turn the heater up a notch.

That's nothing. We've got so much snow, we've been forced to wear "Elevator Snowshoes."

I have plenty of free time on my hands.

I understand to help keep the glaciers from melting they're going to install snow making machines by each glacier and run them year round. :boink:

It's been so cold we quit shaving in the morning. You open a window, stick your face out, then just take your hand and wipe the whiskers off. :eek:




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:rofl:

I'm looking forward to this never-ending round of illness to continue today, tomorrow, and the rest of this month!

I don't stay up all night on the Internet.

I know what you mean ... I sleep late every morning.

I try to avoid learning.

well..
 

I'm a prude.

(I barely typed it without laughing)

The Energizer bunny died!

There's a new electric car that never needs recharging and it's range is only limited by the length of the extension cord. :boink:

I can't wait to visit the in-laws this evening. With any luck, my wife's brother, his kind and stunningly gorgeous wife, and their three well-mannered kids will grace us all with their presence.