Not till you install the Taser as well.

i've got a fridge absolutely chockers with stuff to cook...why you say?....cause my fucking freezer yet again turned off!!

I thought about those OldFart, but decided the mice weren't worth the cost. Now if I could catch a cat.....those I can eat. LOL. Kung Pow Kitty anyone?

Burnt out light bulbs and a step ladder that is too short.

A raspberry turnover... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm :D

Oh, and did I mention my new phone? :D

I think I love you :lurv:.... in spite of you :frown:

10 days of antibiotics

You'll need more than that to get rid of P(CB)F.

8 days of sickness.

Disturbed playing for you guys. Down With The Sickness, of course.

work to do before the weekend - better get moving!

a tummy full of bbq pulled pork sandwich!

happiness mixed with sadness and a side order lucky bitch

Great memories and something to look forward to.

a craving for a zipperdoodle, pms and low tolerance