cancelled jury duty

Me too!!!! :D

What did they do? Realize you were the Red Queen of every man's heart?

Drinking sangria with Wilderness's mom in the sun all afternoon. :D

Does that mean you're back to being tipsy?

Nah, we drank slowly. ;)

Bummer. Tipsy women tend to be easier to tumble so I've heard.

Seems the lawyers have a new game called "informed consent". It seem that if you ply a damsel with liquour and then have your wicked way with her, even if she was an apparently willing participant, she can go to the cops, say you diminished her judgement and she was unable to give true informed consent. There is no way to test this ahead of time for alcoholic (or other recreational stuff) impairment.

Tumbling is so much more complex than back in my stone age.

That's why you ask before you get her drunk. Or you get drunk as well and say "I was drunk and don't remember a thing." All they can prove is you had sex, not that either party was unwilling.

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Haven't you learned ANYTHING from the F***UPS up-over? You have so much room where 'LAWYERS' can disappear in the outback. Australia is still salvageable from the legal-shit-shoot. Don't fiddle while Oz slides.

You want to tumble Wilderness's mom?!? :eek:

Nah, not into Cougars. I'd be willing to take a tumble with you though.

That alarms me much less. :D

Does that mean 'mom' isn't a person too? :confused:





;)

She is a person, and I'm sure a wonderful one. However, I tend to look at every nice older lady as a surrogate grandmother. Then when I think of them having sex all I see is that one scene in American Wedding "Focus! Focus!" and I have to laugh. Laughing and performing don't exactly go hand in hand. I'd have much more success going after beautiful snowflake Neige than her mother in law.

After all, according to his name, he is the lord of me. :p

So many million square miles, so few missing lawyers.

It sounds like a crusade.

What happened to "You ain't the boss of me!"?

It's been my experience that even when they submit, they're still the boss.

The steely grip on your family jewels is only sometimes erotic play.

"Informed consent" is one of those things that started out as a good idea. It was originally meant to be used for guys who kept pouring drinks down some girl until she so drunk she doesn't know what she is doing. Now it is being used when a girl has been drinking and has sex then later has buyers remorse.

I'm shocked and saddened that you could take that tack, Booger. You are such a cynic.

BTW, did anyone hear the rumour about one of our own and another one of our own's mother? Me neither, dammit.

I just watched news footage of the Hayabusa probe re-entry, much better than the NASA footage on Youtube. Absolutely amazing.

Sure! Sure! After being 3 years late, it lands in your back yard. :hair:

It just followed the dent in the sky your Skylab put there when it crashed into West Australia.

Going to the website for The Gorge Amphitheatre and scrolling down to see Lilith is appearing there on July 3rd. :shock:

So of course I bought a ticket. :D

See...

Seeing that I'm following the Sasquatch aka. him^^^^ festival :p

Smut from the library! :D

(Ok, not the smuttiest of smut... but Laurell K. Hamilton is pretty smutty, for mainstream novels! ;) )

Yup, I agree!!!

I found this Pixie lady titled Fantasying. It's the mushrooms that turn it to porn.

Gorgeous sunshine! :D

This cartoon. :)

Sam and his international bretheren.

Hearing from three very special Pixies and talking to a fourth. :)

Pixies have a marvelous way of making grey skies turn blue and rain turn to sunshine! :)

waking up at the beach, celebrating my 23rd anniversary and Father's Day.

I have come up with an idea that will hopefully help raise some money for a couple animal shelters. Since both my doggies came from a rescue, the 3 of us have been creating paintings. I will try to post some pics of what we have done so far. The idea is to try and sell the "artwork" and donate what I make off of them. Keep your fingers crossed that the paintings sell well!

Was that your wedding anniversary or the 23rd anniversary of your 29th birthday?








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There's a lot of desert out of Vegas, PF.

They'll never find the body.

What body? LOL