The good news is, nither of you is wearing clown make-up.

The bad news would be if we were. It'd make us the laughing stock. :yikes:

The good news is, there rare things far more absurd to laugh at.

The bad news is some people will laugh regardless.

The good news is that maybe most won't.

The bad news is no one can be truly sure.

The good news is, it's all fun and games until someone looses an eye.

*THEN* it's pointing and laughing!

The bad news is it may happen more than we know.

The good news is that we can hope that it doesn't.

The bad news is when instead of just the eye, someone loses the whole head.

The good news would be if we're talking about sexual climax and ejaculation.

The bad news is you really don't lose it all.

The good news is, some people have truly lost it.

The bad news is sometimes we don't know when we have lost it.

The good news is IT will be found