bless you.

The good news is, the world is full of nuts.

The bad news is there are nut free zones.

That's good news, if you're allergic to nuts.

The bad news is that there seems to be a lot of people allergic to peanuts ... something that as a kid I don't think I ever heard of.

The good news is, there are many other foods one could nom.

The bad news is so many options to choose from.

The good news is, you don't really have to try fugu.

The bad news is it may not always be an option.

The good news is that you can always say, "No."

The bad news is, there are other toxic foods out there.

The good news is that if you shop at reputable stores or other places and if you follow directions on labels, you'll probably be safe.

The bad news is you can never be to safe.

The good news is, neither will the evil-doers.

The bad news is that they (evil-doers) seem to be multiplying prolifically.

The good news is, so are the good guys.