^^^^ that. :thumbs:

That's like last night we went to a "fish fry" and our son went with us. Normally he doesn't do that. :)

I came across an old favourite. I love these 3d images.

Who else can see them?

I wonder if any porn is made this way?

Not sure what I'm looking for ^^^ :confused:

Dolphins! :D

I love those "Magic Eye" images too!

I see,:wobbly:………………….. or rather I don't see. My clutch from 'left gear' to 'right gear' gets stuck once in a while. 'My' dolphin pics look more like this.

LOL!!! Try slightly crossing your eyes, like you are trying to focus a bit in front of the image.

AH HA!:D That works great……….. right in the center and it even seems to change color.

Confirms my thought that 'art' is a cross eyed view of facts.

Nothing yet, but I haven't entirely given up hope.

More.

This was passed on to me.

I doubt that it's real, but we all wish it could be.


AN ACTUAL CRAIG'S LIST PERSONALS AD
To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last.
Date: 2009-05-27, 1 :43 a.m. E.S.T.

I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend, threatening our lives. You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings. I can only hope that you somehow come across this rather important message.

First, I'd like to apologize for your embarrassment; I didn't expect you to actually crap in your pants when I drew my pistol after you took my jacket.. The even ing was not that cold, and I was wearing the jacket for a reason.. My girlfriend had just bought me that Kimber Model 1911 .45 ACP pistol for my birthday, and we had picked up a shoulder holster for it that very evening. Obviously you agree that it is a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head ... isn't it?!

I know it probably wasn't fun walking back to wherever you'd come from with that brown sludge in your pants. I'm sure it was even worse walking bare-footed since I made you leave your shoes, cell phone, and wallet with me. [That prevented you from calling or running to your buddies to come help mug us again].

After I called your mother or "Momma" as you had her listed in your cell, I explained the entire episode of what you'd done. Then I went and filled up my gas tank as well as those of four other people in the gas station, -- on your credit card. The guy with the big motor home took 150 gallons and was extremely grateful!

I gave your shoes to a homeless guy outside Vinnie Van Go Go's, along with all the cash in your wallet. [That made his day!]

I then threw your wallet into the big pink "pimp mobile" that was parked at the curb .... after I broke the windshield and side window and keyed the entire driver's side of the car.

Later, I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell phone. Ma Bell just now shut down the line, although I only used the phone for a little over a day now, so what 's going on with that? Earlier, I managed to get in two threatening phone calls to the DA's office and one to the FBI, while mentioning President Obama as my possible target.

The FBI guy seemed really intense and we had a nice long chat (I guess while he traced your number etc.).

In a way, perhaps I should apologize for not killing you ... but I feel this type of retribution is a far more appropriate punishment for your threatened crime. I wish you well as you try to sort through some of these rather immediate pressing issues, and can only hope that you have the opportunity to reflect upon, and perhaps reconsider, the career path you've chosen to pursue in life.. Remember, next time you might not be so lucky.Have a good day!

Thoughtfully yours,

Alex

^^^ Thanks, I needed that!

And here's some for PantyFanatic.

BTW, is the young one anywhere near being back at work yet?



These 16 Police Comments were said to have been taken off actual police car videos around the country. Thank goodness, in spite of the perils of the job, they still have a sense of humor!

16. 'You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one you just went through.'

15. 'Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch after you wear them a while.'

14. 'If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document.'

13. 'If you run, you'll only go to jail tired.'

12. 'Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? Because that's the speed of the bullet that'll be chasing you.'

11. 'You don't kno w how fast you were going? I guess that means I can write anything I want to on the ticket, huh?'

10. 'Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I'm the shift supervisor?'

9. 'Warning! You want a warning? O.K, I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket.'

8. 'The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not... Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?'

7. 'Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy and corn dogs and step in monkey shit.'

6. 'Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife get’s a toaster oven.'

5. 'In God we trust, all others we run through NCIC.'

4. 'How big were those 'two beers' you say you had?'

3. 'No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we can.'

2. 'I'm glad to hear that the Chief (of Police) is a personal friend of yours. So you know someone who can post your bail..'

AND THE WINNER IS....

1. 'You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't. Sign here.

:nod:
After five months, he went back on duty last Fall (up-over). The doctors had first told him no, that he was able to chase them down but not ready to wrestle with them. When he pointed out he has a 'partner' that takes care of that, he was back in mid October. :thumb:

Good, recuperation sucks.

At least back on the job the time goes faster.

AWWWWW.......They're playing. It's so nice to see two animals getting along so well.

My new button came today.

hmmm...my smile today was getting an unexpected phone call from a friend...thanks PF! :)

Her ^^^


:wave:

The Who's Online list right now.

:D

Playing Bliss :)

My girl got a JOB!!! :line:

Good, a few more years and she can support you in luxury.

This is a packet of waterbeads for cut flowers.

It looks like they used Google Translate to work out the Engrish.

PURPLE :tongue:

It was warm enough (just barely) that I got to spend a few hours in the hammock out back watching the kids play in the yard. It was a great day!

getting a gift from one of my favorite pixie's in the mail today....

thanks & hugs to (((((PF)))))

Getting a card from a special couple we know. :)

getting ice cream tonight

An article on BBC news.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/wales/7702913.stm

^^^^ THAT!!!!

... and ...

Knowing Spring has sprung at last ... even if it was cold yesterday.

Knowing that the future still beckons.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/.../23/2853372.htm

Sandy, the Advancement Chair from Downtown, called to let me know that George, another of our Scouts, has made Eagle! He really struggled with some of the badges, but he hung in there. George did good!

:)

Again my grandson

watching my 2 yr old play "air guitar" on the guitar hero remote.

watching my son "entertain" the neighbor's baby boy

Tell the boys downtown that the boys from the board agree with the boys from the back room.

Sorry, I just watched Flying High the sequel (Airplane).

Pixie peeps....................cause it was a bad day at work.

(((sdls)))

More (((( HUGS )))) for soda!!

What made me smile was the beautiful day we had here yesterday. It can stay that way for another month or two ... or three ... or more! :)

Finding out my wife and I are going to be grandparents again come November. :) That'll be number 9.