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1402

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#1403

In order to post 10 ^6 within 10 years, we have to be posting once every 5.255 minutes, around the clock.

As of post #1400, we have averaged 1 post every 10.16 minutes or about half as fast as needed to do it in less than 10 years.

it's that darn 30 second wait between posts that is going to kill our goal :p

1404

so, at what resolution do you run your computer display? I keep mine at 1600x1200 on a 19" tube.

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A fire fighter is working on the engine outside the station when
he notices a little girl next door in a little red wagon with little
ladders hung off the side and a garden hose tightly coiled in
the middle. The girl is wearing a fire fighters helmet and has
the wagon tied to a dog and a cat. The fire fighter walks over
to take a closer look.
"That sure is a nice fire truck", the fire fighter says with admiration.
"Thanks", the little girl says.
The fire fighter looks a little closer and notices the girl has
tied the wagon to the dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.
"Little partner," the fire fighter says, "I don't want to tell you
how to run your fire truck, but if you were to tie that rope
around the cat's collar, I think he could pull more."
The little girl replied: "You're probably right, sir, but then I
wouldn't have a siren."

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1411~California is the U.S. state with the most blondes.

1412~The dolphin is the most intelligent creature on Earth after man.

1413~Minnesota is the northernmost U.S. state apart from Alaska.

1414~Woman have shorter human vocal cords than men.

1415~A Mae West on a WWII battleship was a life jacket.

1416~The country plagued by the most tornadoes is the United States.

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1418~John Forsythe provided the voice of the Angels' Charlie.

1419 -- :D

Here have a beer ladies
 

1420

1421~The U.S. state with the longest name is Rhode Island and Providence Plantations

1422~The victim of the murder in the game of Clue is Mr. Boddy.

1423~Olive Oyl's brother is Castor Oyl.

1424~Christ's zodiacal sign (supposing, contrary to current belief, that he *was* born December 25th) is Capricorn.

1425~The New York City Street that is named for a barrier that once kept Indians at bay is Wall Street.

1426~All of the Great Lakes flow into Lake Ontario.

1425 I was born on Christmas Day

Thanks for the beer, BIBI! :)

1428~Cancer is the second-biggest killer of North Americans.

Steph~Then I'm in good company with fellow Capricorns. :D
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#1430~Marco Polo introduced pasta into Italy from the court of Kubla Khan.

#1431

Like that wasn’t going to be obvious? LMAO

And the leading cause of death on earth is life. ;)

Hey! I once resembled that statistic! :D

#1432

#1433~An anchor is tattooed on Popeye's arm.

#1434~There are 500 sheets of paper in a ream.

#1435~The small New York City nightclub that saw the origin of the twist was the Peppermint Lounge.

#1436~Another exciting fact about California: It is the U.S. state that raises the most turkeys.

#1437~ What the hell I might as well join in too :D

#1438~ interesting fact about Delaware for any who give a damn LOL....The highest point in the state is actually a land fill.

#1439~John Dillinger was America's first Public Enemy No. 1.