That is quite funny, but what's really putting a smile on my face is my Looney Tunes that are on.

Watching the Beatles' film "A Hard Day's Night."

It was better than "Help".

Finishing report cards!!!

got a massage late this afternoon

Did I fail again?

... and is failing like winning a ticket to the dungeon?

The cat with his tongue hanging out.

Our cat curling up in a box that's far too small for him. :D

nwnngal's 5 month old 50 lb White German Shepard puppy squeezing into a small dog crate to get a chew toy from my other dog

A quote from a mock-news item on Onion.

LOS ANGELES—George Himmelsbaugh, 32, was informed Tuesday that he was incorrect in enjoying a thing he had been deriving pleasure from for many years. Authorities in the field informed Himmelsbaugh that, although he believes his appreciation of the thing to be a matter of subjective personal taste, any positive feelings or satisfaction taken from this are by definition erroneous. Furthermore, sources reported, Himmelsbaugh does not in fact enjoy the thing, but has merely been convinced that he does by the influence of others who also claim to enjoy the thing but who must be insane or developmentally disabled if they actually do. Himmelsbaugh has responded to the information by endeavoring to enjoy the correct things in the future.

Technology in the most primitive places.

Pornographic text sparks tribal war
By Papua New Guinea correspondent Liam Fox

Posted 1 hour 4 minutes ago

Two people are dead after a pornographic text message sparked tribal violence in Papua New Guinea's southern highlands.

The violence flared on Saturday when a young man from the Tapo clan in Tari sent a pornographic text message to a woman in the Pipi clan.

The girl was offended and showed the image to her brother, who gathered his clansmen and attacked the Tapos with home-made guns, bush knives and bows and arrows.

One man was killed in the clash and Superintendent Jimmy Onopia says another man was pulled from a bus and killed with an axe yesterday.

"Two people have died, several have been wounded, several houses have been burnt down," he said.

Superintendent Onopia says the situation is now calm and police are helping to negotiate a peaceful resolution.

An email today. I'm pretty sure it's untrue, but as apolitical comment, it's funny.


NEWS FLASH:

Brisbane Police reported finding a man's body floating in the Brisbane River, near the Story Bridge. The man's name will not be released until his family has been notified.
The victim apparently drowned due to excess beer consumption, combined with a drug overdose. He was wearing black fishnet stockings, a red garter belt, a pink G-string, a strap-on dildo, purple lipstick, and a “Rudd for PM in 2008” t-shirt. He also had a cucumber in his rectum.
Police removed the Rudd t-shirt ,to spare his family, any unnecessary embarrassment. ( police do care!!)

Something Something Something Darkside.

All the snow we're getting. :)









Yeah ... right! :(

all the snow we are not getting :nod:

Finding out that an extremely difficult and disturbed co-worker gave notice today.

Hopefully not an ex Postal worker.

I'm sure they were postal, but not probably not a postal worker. I'm finally getting my New England winter. Unfortunately, under poor circumstances.

morning sex :69:

When my 3 year old tried on a pair of pants that no longer fit her and said, "Aww, man ... my butt's too big!"

The Diva is strong with that one!

Taking a friend of mine to see one of only 2 B-52 bombers on display outside of the USA. She couldn't get her head around how big the plane is.

Wasn't that the super fortress or am I thinking of a different one?

The B-29 was the Superfortress as was The Enola Gay , who needs no introduction.

B-52 is the Strato-Fortress, aka The Buff. This stands for Big Ugly Fat Fucker. It's a Vietnam era plane, as big as a Boeing 767. The only other B-52 on display outside the USA is in the Imperial War Museum annex at Duxford in the UK.

Seeing all the pretty snow.....and then watching it quickly melt away. :thumbs:

Thinking about taking my wife to dinner tonight ... :)

^DB's post. She's a lucky lady, and obviously a very cherished one. :)

That's for sure, VT. She's a special lady and I was a very lucky guy. :)

My baby Edison (a foster puppy) is going home today

it also makes me a little sad...

Pixies...the place where everybody always welcomes you home. :)

Seeing osuche home.

It is good to see osuche back with us. :)


I smiled today when I got to work the bar and impress my boss with my mad latte making skills. :thumbs:

Scooby's home. :)

My new swimsuit arrived in the mail today, and it's perfect!

:wtp:


:D

Seeing osuche's post.

:x: Welcome home! :grope:

You can see it live and in person in Vegas, if you happen to swing by the hotel pool. :) I'll be out there catching some rays.

My girl coming over to watch our two favorite shows together....and then her going home to her own place. :thumbs: