The good news is you eventually learn in life not to give a shit about them.

The bad news is when they start paying attention to you.

The good news is they don't have to pay attention to you.

The bad news is when you're forced to pay attention to them.

The good news is don't have many of them holding guns to our heads.

The bad news is, things can always get worse.

The good news is we can always trust in Murphy's law.

The bad news is ... you might be right. :yikes:

The good news is it is a constant.

The bad news is, if you ignore constants in the equation, you get the wrong result.

The good news could be when the perceived "wrong" result ends up being the "best" thing that could have happened.

The bad news is, that's rare in the extreme.

The good news is that we can always hope that the best result will occur.

The bad news is that often the best is still pretty shitty.

The good news is there is still Murphy's law.