The bad news is that in at least the short term, the sword can sure do a lot of damage.

The good news is more people will listen to you with a sword until the police come.

The Bad News is the Lady in the lake has the Sword.

The good news is that at least she's pretty!

The bad news is only King Arthur can get it from her.

The good news is that I found a way. You print the picture, take scissors, and begin cutting around the sword .... well, you get the idea. :D

The bad news is that doesn't make you king of England.

The good news is that wasn't in my plans anyway. :shrug:

The bad news is, if you have to be King of England anyway.

The good news is you couldn't be any worst than Prince Charles.

The bad news there's always the first time.

The fair winds blowin' yer way say ya can always be free from the lords.

The bad news is that sometimes that doesn't happen.

The good news is, spending time with those who don't oppress you.

The bad news is sometimes people just get on your nerves. :truce: